obamafart:

im 18 years old and i still ask mum to come to the doctors with me

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

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